Asshole · What will Trump say in May
Asshole is priced at 14¢ on Polymarket. Current book: 5¢ bid, 22¢ ask, 17¢ spread. This outcome ranks #11 of 16 inside What will Trump say in May?.
Price history
14¢ current
−4¢Contract brief
This market will resolve to “Yes” if Donald Trump mentions the listed term between May 1, 2026, 12:00 AM ET and May 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to “No”. Plural and possessive forms of the listed term will count toward the resolution of this market regardless of context; however, other forms will NOT count. Instances where the term is used in a compound word will count regardless of context (e.g. joyful is not a compound word for "joy," however "killjoy" is a compounding of the words "kill" and "joy"). If this market requires a specified number of mentions of a person’s first or last name, a full-name mention will count as one mention (e.g., if a market is about “Joe / Biden 5+ times,” a mention of “Joe Biden” will count once). A ‘mention’ will include any verbal mention which is recorded (audio or video) and publicly accessible. Written usages of terms (e.g. Truth Social posts, written statements, etc.) will not count toward this market's resolution. AI-generated audio or video will not count toward this market's resolution. Videos posted on his social media which were filmed outside this market's time frame will not qualify for a "Yes" resolution.
Outcome
Asshole
Rank
#11 of 16
Leader
Cat 30¢
Range
4¢-30¢
Family volume
$12K
Identifier
0x7cb5a1fa...930b
May 24, 2026, 11:08 PM UTC · 15m ago
Implied probability
Bid
5¢
Ask
22¢
Spread
17¢
24h volume
$7
Family rank
#11 of 16
16 outcomes · What will Trump say in May?
Closes
May 31, 2026
Family volume
$12K
Orderbook snapshot
5 / 22¢
Contract terms
What resolves this market.
YES condition
This market will resolve to “Yes” if Donald Trump mentions the listed term between May 1, 2026, 12:00 AM ET and May 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to “No”. Plural and possessive forms of the listed term will count toward the resolution of this market regardless of context; however, other forms will NOT count. Instances where the term is used in a compound word will count regardless of context (e.g. joyful is not a compound word for "joy," however "killjoy" is a compounding of the words "kill" and "joy"). If this market requires a specified number of mentions of a person’s first or last name, a full-name mention will count as one mention (e.g., if a market is about “Joe / Biden 5+ times,” a mention of “Joe Biden” will count once). A ‘mention’ will include any verbal mention which is recorded (audio or video) and publicly accessible. Written usages of terms (e.g. Truth Social posts, written statements, etc.) will not count toward this market's resolution. AI-generated audio or video will not count toward this market's resolution. Videos posted on his social media which were filmed outside this market's time frame will not qualify for a "Yes" resolution.
Venue
Polymarket
Closes
May 31, 2026
Identifier
0x7cb5a1fa…930b
Event family
What will Trump say in May.
The same race as a probability stack: rank, volume, and where this contract sits against the other outcomes.
Total volume
$12K
Outcomes
16
Highest price
Cat 30¢
Current share
4%
Cat
polymarket · 0xf867694a419cd8ef9c8633c4dcc39df8f3aa0ae953c973408596408922492e80
Iwo Jima
polymarket · 0x5957671fa6d0cb7e71bb3cebd0715a73872210b02baad4ddf11a6b601f532fbf
America Last
polymarket · 0xa007fdf5551e16a4f22b084146bbfd5ce58af3bb1af2869ff14fc7a5065db55d
Bitcoin
polymarket · 0x4c9f02ab9dbced0fae73a56ef51d9bd60894afbc0250790997ffb32562dc6d4b
Favorite Chart
polymarket · 0xfb8a80e6a08cd0ef6bc41cd832b45cac94171da998620218dd594f7c4d405e37
Golden Dome
polymarket · 0x682d9f1f32aaf02f49152a418b3d6f760cc1bbc715a94395da902a82e5140865
Buy Dell Computer / Buy a Dell Computer
polymarket · 0xaf25ac07d103857daa07a2545578978f5927d0d93d185f7620c0184080c017c6
Neville / Chamberlain
polymarket · 0x49088a21f034788c5c53a9302d87ebd55548b53a59cdb1af88f42f4b25c12c65
Nuke
polymarket · 0xd17239d94f2af2f6bda410d56c82ca651851c6fd8360359d2021bf665a63cc52
Braggadocious
polymarket · 0x12ee56fddc580c8b35058e5b1b466c53c1c34554d1dac209b11a12ad2bae0d37
Prediction Market
polymarket · 0xab997db257c2ba058fde98f3022b9d24ecba96cc658a11b81c425b27e3720094
Asshole
polymarket · 0x7cb5a1fa16179792b29c30bfda0c75fcdada2750e1942c821ad8cfdd7f7c930b
Epstein
polymarket · 0x1370bc457e501465c15c52e4c6037472142e06671e71fcf6e5c8c432e34c8521
Discombobulator / Discombobulated
polymarket · 0xb5e5eb3a7bb9a0b66cfef919fb5322d34c155e1d49719134596300d6817061d3
Barack Hussein Obamacare
polymarket · 0x9a6e40b9ded8f3b71d84bb6d09bfa7f0e0f7f3e00c445a90f2f842b9857db744
Darth Vader
polymarket · 0x659e535b62ce1ad84ab93739708a922a26e189c5e9a44b823233b8170704e63e
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