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May for Nothing Ever Happens

Nothing Ever Happens: May is priced at 89¢ on Polymarket. Current book: 87¢ bid, 90¢ ask, 3¢ spread. This page tracks a standalone prediction-market contract.

Price history

89¢ current

+13¢
75¢
May 25, 2026May 28, 2026

Contract brief

This market will resolve to “Something” if any of the following conditions are met between market creation and May 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET: - US x Iran permanent peace deal - Iran leadership change - WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hits ↑ $150 - US military action against Cuba - US confirms that aliens exist - Russia invades a NATO country Otherwise, this market will resolve to “Nothing”. The full rules for this market can be found here: https://polymarket-upload.s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/NEH_MAY.pdf

Outcome

Nothing Ever Happens: May

Rank

Standalone

Leader

Range

Family volume

$178K

Identifier

0x3ce1f599...a106

May 28, 2026, 4:38 PM UTC · 1m ago

Implied probability

89¢
Latest venue quote
May 28, 2026, 4:38 PM UTC · 1m ago

Bid

87¢

Ask

90¢

Spread

24h volume

$17K

Family rank

Standalone

Standalone contract

Closes

May 31, 2026

Family volume

$178K

Orderbook snapshot

87 / 90¢

Polymarket
3¢ spread
BidSize
87¢2
86¢350
85¢1.1K
84¢12
77¢62
76¢124
61¢82
60¢33
AskSize
90¢41
91¢20
92¢1.0K
94¢1.0K
95¢52
97¢1.3K
98¢2.0K
99¢6.5K

Contract terms

What resolves this market.

YES condition

This market will resolve to “Something” if any of the following conditions are met between market creation and May 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET: - US x Iran permanent peace deal - Iran leadership change - WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hits ↑ $150 - US military action against Cuba - US confirms that aliens exist - Russia invades a NATO country Otherwise, this market will resolve to “Nothing”. The full rules for this market can be found here: https://polymarket-upload.s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/NEH_MAY.pdf

Venue

Polymarket

Closes

May 31, 2026

Identifier

0x3ce1f599…a106

SF Signal
SF Index
94380.00
Regime
neutral

Event family

Nothing Ever Happens: May.

The same race as a probability stack: rank, volume, and where this contract sits against the other outcomes.

Total volume

$178K

Outcomes

1

Highest price

Nothing Ever Happens: May 89¢

Current share

100%

Indicators

Yield, cliff risk, volatility, and regime.

CRI

8

VR

0.66

IAR

1.4/h

LAS

0.06

Regime

neutral

Score

0.5

Full indicator table

8
VR
0.66
IAR
1.4/h
LAS
0.06

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