Will TheUnitedStrand get a haircut by 2025-26 season end?
This contract is priced at 35¢ on Polymarket. Current book: 34¢ bid, 35¢ ask, 1¢ spread.
Implied probability
Event outcomes
1
Family volume
$115K
Best sibling
—
Ticker
0xe3544559…331d
Price history
35¢ current
+29¢Orderbook snapshot
34 / 35¢
Contract terms
Resolution, venue, and identifiers.
Resolution rules
This market will resolve to “Yes” if Frank Ilett (theunitedstrand) gets a haircut after Manchester United has won five consecutive competitive games by May 24, 2026, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to “No”. For the purpose of this market, a draw or loss resets the consecutive win counter. Unbeaten streaks are not included. The haircut must occur after the fifth consecutive win has been completed. A “haircut” refers to a clearly visible and noticeable shortening to his hair, small adjustments of an inch or two will not qualify unless they are a clear result of a haircut. Taking a little snip or minor trim on stream (or in a video) also does not count. It must be a real, substantial haircut that noticeably changes his appearance from the long hair style he's maintained. The resolution source will be a consensus of credible reporting.
Venue
Polymarket
Closes
May 25, 2026
Identifier
0xe3544559…331d
Event family
This market.
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Total volume
$115K
Outcomes
1
Highest price
Will TheUnitedStrand get a haircut by 2025-26 season end 35¢
Current share
100%
Indicators
Yield, cliff risk, volatility, and regime.
Regime
neutral
Score
0.409
Observability
medium
Event type
cultural
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