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Will Jesus Christ return before GTA VI

Will Jesus Christ return before GTA VI is priced at 50¢ on Polymarket. Current book: 49¢ bid, 50¢ ask, 1¢ spread. This page tracks a standalone prediction-market contract.

Price history

50¢ current

50¢
Jul 16, 2026Jul 16, 2026

Contract brief

This market will resolve to "Yes" if The Second Coming of Jesus Christ occurs before Grand Theft Auto VI is officially released in the US. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No". If neither occurs by July 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET, this market will resolve to 50-50. For the purposes of this market, "release" refers to the game becoming publicly available for purchase or download in the US. Early access, beta versions, other forms of pre-release availability, or leaks will not count as an official release. If the release is only for certain consoles (e.g. Xbox Series X/S) it will count. The resolution source for the release of GTA VI is official information from Rockstar Games or its parent company, Take-Two Interactive. The resolution source for the return of Jesus will be a consensus of credible sources.

Outcome

Will Jesus Christ return before GTA VI

Rank

Standalone

Leader

Range

Family volume

$11.8M

Identifier

0x32b09f63...2f4c

Jul 16, 2026, 5:15 AM UTC · 0m ago

Implied probability

50¢
Latest venue quote
Jul 16, 2026, 5:15 AM UTC · 0m ago

Bid

49¢

Ask

50¢

Spread

24h volume

$4K

Family rank

Standalone

Standalone contract

Closes

Jul 31, 2026

Family volume

$11.8M

Orderbook snapshot

49 / 50¢

Polymarket
1¢ spread
BidSize
49¢231K
48¢667
47¢1.1K
46¢11K
45¢50K
34¢562
31¢151
28¢167
AskSize
50¢98K
51¢30K
52¢20K
55¢20
67¢605
68¢11K
69¢35K
72¢479

Contract terms

What resolves this market.

YES condition

This market will resolve to "Yes" if The Second Coming of Jesus Christ occurs before Grand Theft Auto VI is officially released in the US. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No". If neither occurs by July 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET, this market will resolve to 50-50. For the purposes of this market, "release" refers to the game becoming publicly available for purchase or download in the US. Early access, beta versions, other forms of pre-release availability, or leaks will not count as an official release. If the release is only for certain consoles (e.g. Xbox Series X/S) it will count. The resolution source for the release of GTA VI is official information from Rockstar Games or its parent company, Take-Two Interactive. The resolution source for the return of Jesus will be a consensus of credible sources.

Venue

Polymarket

Closes

Jul 31, 2026

Identifier

0x32b09f63…2f4c

SF Signal
Regime
maker

Event family

This market.

The same race as a probability stack: rank, volume, and where this contract sits against the other outcomes.

Total volume

$11.8M

Outcomes

1

Highest price

Will Jesus Christ return before GTA VI 50¢

Current share

100%

Indicators

Yield, cliff risk, volatility, and regime.

Regime

maker

Score

0.295

Observability

none

Event type

cultural

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